#prepare thyselves

[triona-tribblescore]

Any more biker angel updates? (I love them so much-)

Val doesnt like it when his things are taken from him...

[bloomingdarkgarden]

elain archeron is the girl at the ball in a transcendently flawless gown with dirt under her fingernails.

elain archeron carries herself with the poised grace of a queen but her bedroom is an utter travesty of disorganized disarray.

elain archeron is the girl he expects to be intimately demure, the girl he sets gently on the bed, but who shoves him against the wall and rips off his clothes with the fire of a thousand burning stars because she is starving to be touched instead of stared at for once.

elain archeron has a beautiful collection of ornate bottles on her nightstand that everyone assumes are delicate perfumes, but are actually homegrown botanical poisons.

elain archeron is the girl they assume will order the sweetest dessert wine on the menu but who shoots bottom shelf whisky instead.

[igotthisaccountunderduress]

oops almost went right to bed and forgot to do my yearly who am i trying to kid, monthly spam of barbara gordon posts.

[gothboylovesbowie]

I forgot about this app icl. Been crocheting queer apparel so... Also setting up twitch if anyone's interested in nattering away while I make stuff. I've got 1 month to build a cosplay from scratch so I'll be fussing over that lol.

[talesofourworlds]

(ooc: Get ready, nerds. I'm feeling motivated to work on drafts today.)

[boxofbonesfic]

how i work on the next chapter of Return to Sender knowing how much it will upset y’all

[snailtrain]

ITS HERE IT WORKS!!!

IT'S MOUNTED IN A VERY CURSED MANNER SINCE IT DID NOT COME WITH A STAND, BUT THIS IS FIXABLE!!! aaaaaaaa

[gainprincess]

"Quite the place, quite the place.~"

The soft swish, swish of swaying hips fills the air, a distinct CLAP following after every pair of sashays. How curious, then, that no one is visible despite that dulcet, purring voice accompanying those swishes and claps.

Swish, swish, CLAP. Swish, swish, CLAP.~

"Oh my, honey...~ Have you been waiting here just for me~?" The voice croons again, right in your ear. A hand, soft and chubby, places itself right on your left shoulder, slowly massaging it as the owner slides around your other side to make it in front of you.

SWISH. SWISH. CLAP.~

Her stomach jiggles ponderously with every step, pressing against your body as she slides through the tight space between you and the nearby wall, her kimono-bound bust quaking against your skull as the immense boulders of flesh nearly spill from their holdings.

"My my...You're a cute one, too~. Usually people aren't this...tasty-looking.~ Metaphorically, of course." She coos, leaning in to press a kiss to your forehead with those plush lips. Chins, three in total, jiggle and shake with her movements, and the only sign that you're still there is the rest of your body, buried under tit and gut.

She pulls away softly, smiling as she rests a hand on her stomach.

"I'm Nina, baby. But you can just call me Mom, Mother, Mommy, Auntie, Aunt, or even Daddy if you feel so inclined...Most go with Mom, though...Involuntarily.~"

[abtl]

I am going to do something unprecedented

[lukas-crying-heart]

Confessing my musical sins before next week.

Day 1

When talking to my boyfriend around two weeks ago I mentioned I was listening to little shop of horrors. What I failed to do was pronounce “horrors” correctly

Now, when he asked me if he heard it right I could’ve easily corrected myself and told him “oh no it’s horrors” but no, oh no no no, he has no idea it is “horrors” instead of the other word

What makes this even better is that he barely know anything about musicals, all he knows about musicals is what I have told him. He wouldn’t know to ask one of his other musical friends because I am a theatre nerd

I haven’t mentioned little shop of horrors since then.

Thank you for listening to my confession.

[bloomingdarkgarden]

I'm scared of the angst to come for my sanity 😱😱😱 but thank you for telling us mother

not to be dramatic but you should be lol. i'm trying to prepare girlies and overstate the angst. I've had this planned for a while but I have a big audience and I know it's gonna hit hard for some. i'll disclose some secrets here on the trajectory if it saves some sanity. There's some additions to WBITD I'll be adding later today including a chapter count increase. Also there will be a division of five acts now labeled (Act I: Soil, Act II: Seed, Act III: Sprout, Act IV: Bud, Act V: Bloom) and more music added to each installment. Essentially Chapter 38 is the culmination of the fourth act and all of the climatic action. The final act will dive headlong into heavy angst and earning 👏 our 👏  happy 👏 ending. Chapter 39, 40, and 41 will all be incredibly angsty interloped with flashback scenes. They will be shorter with quick posting turnarounds because we all know that mystic dark emotive shit is my opus, and flows from me like rivers. I promise i will deliver these characters justice and the emotional and physical intimacy they deserve, but its gonna be painful for a spell first. I'm a pain siren, what can I say. Angst has always been the heartbeat of this story, and that's about to ring true now more than ever. It will culminate with abounding heat and fluff and, of course, delicate poetry.

[pollenallergie]

i need my moots to mentally prepare themselves for me spamming their notifs as i will just be stalking their blogs prolly for the rest of the summer bc scrolling thru my dashboard has proven to be fruitless and unnecessarily time-consuming. here at pollenallergie we’re all about efficiency. <3

[amywyn13]

Looking at the “error” text.

Jonathan Sims and Alex J. Newall as [REDACTED] DO THEY THINK THEY’RE FUCKING SLICK!!!!

[foxsoulart]

[maximura]

[ultrakill-music-reply]

A Thousand Greetings

Polite reminder that the community-run ULTRACHARITY event is going to be hosted on New Year's Eve!

Great way to enjoy an Ultrakill-flavored end to 2023 while also donating money to a good cause. It will feature speedrunning events as well as developer interviews!

Graphic obtained from @YellowSwerve (charity organizer) on Twitter

I haven't really seen anything mentioning it on tumblr, so I'll go ahead and spread it here!